Batman: Robin, this is Mark 16. It's time we look into what the Bible says about it.

Robin: Sure thing, Batman!

Joker: Hey, why don't you two stop yammering and let me tell the story?

Batman: Joker, not now.

Joker: Oh, come on! I know what happens in this chapter. It's the one where Jesus rises from the dead!

Robin: That's right! In Mark 16, the women visit Jesus' tomb and find it empty. An angel tells them that Jesus has risen from the dead!

Batman: That's right. Jesus appears to Mary Magdalene, Mary, and Salome and tells them to go and tell the disciples that he has risen. The women do so and the disciples are amazed. They go out and spread the news of Jesus' resurrection.

Catwoman: Wait, so that's it? That's the whole chapter?

Robin: Pretty much, Catwoman.

Batman: Yes, and it's an important chapter. It's a reminder that Jesus conquered death and that he lives in us. We can be sure that he is with us always.

Joker: Oh, enough of this sappy stuff! Let's get back to fighting crime!