Batman: Robin, this chapter of the Bible is about Jesus and his disciples.

Robin: Wow, that's amazing, Batman! What did Jesus do?

Batman: Jesus took twelve men and appointed them as apostles, and then he went to a synagogue and healed a man with a deformed hand.

Joker: Ha ha ha! That's hilarious, Batman! You must be so proud of your holy friend Jesus!

Batman: Silence, Joker! Jesus also confronted the scribes and the Pharisees, who were plotting to kill him.

Robin: That's so sad, Batman. What did Jesus do then?

Batman: He appointed seventy-two other disciples to go out and preach his word, and then he went to a mountain to pray.

Catwoman: Oh, what a noble man Jesus was! He was so brave and strong!

Batman: Indeed he was, Catwoman. He was truly a hero.