Batman: Holy Bible, Robin! It looks like the Joker has been up to his old tricks again.
Robin: What happened this time, Batman?
Batman: In Mark 5, The Joker is at it again! He's taken control of a man possessed by an evil spirit.
Joker: That's right, Robin. But I didn't just take control of one man! I took control of two thousand pigs as well!
Robin: Two thousand pigs?
Batman: That's right, Robin. The Joker has the man in an uncontrollable state and the pigs are running wild.
Catwoman: Ha ha ha! Sounds like my kind of chaos!
Batman: Fortunately, the people in the area begged Jesus to help.
Robin: And did he?
Batman: Of course he did! He cast out the evil spirit from the man and caused the pigs to run off a cliff and drown in the sea!
Riddler: What a strange story!
Batman: Indeed, Riddler. But it shows just how powerful Jesus is and how he can overcome even the worst of evil.