Batman: Robin! There's trouble in Mark 13!

Robin: What is it, Batman?

Batman: Jesus is warning us of the future trials and tribulations that shall come. He cautions us to watch and be ready for his return.

Catwoman: Oh, come on, Batman! Everyone knows Jesus isn't coming back!

Batman: We can't be so sure, Catwoman. Jesus said that no one knows the day or hour, but we must be prepared for his coming at any time.

Robin: He also said that when we see the abomination that causes desolation, we should flee from Jerusalem.

Joker: That sounds like a lot of trouble to me!

Batman: It's important, Joker. Jesus is warning us to be vigilant and to be ready. We don't want to be caught off guard.