Batman: Robin, what have we here? It looks like Jesus is healing a man with palsy.
Robin: Wow Batman, that's incredible! He's even forgiving the man his sins!
Joker: Oh ho ho, this is too much! This Jesus fellow is really shaking things up!
Batman: Indeed, Joker. Jesus is now making his way to the house of Levi.
Catwoman: It looks like the house is full of tax collectors and other sinners.
Riddler: Ha! Jesus is showing that he can dine with the scum of the earth.
Penguin: Even more remarkable, he's arguing with the scribes about fasting.
Robin: He's saying that it's not about the outward appearance, but about what's in the heart.
Batman: Yes Robin. It's clear that Jesus is trying to change the way people think.