Peter: Alright, so in Mark 5, Jesus casts out a bunch of demons from this crazy dude who was living in the tombs.

Lois: Wait, so he was living in a graveyard? That's so morbid.

Chris: Yeah, I heard he was running around naked and cutting himself with stones.

Brian: Wow, that's like the plot of that rock and roll horror movie, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"!

Stewie: It's more like the plot from that classic episode of The Simpsons where Bart sells his soul to Milhouse.

Peter: Anyways, Jesus casts out the demons and sends them into a herd of pigs, which then run off a cliff and drown in the sea.

Lois: That's so sad. But then, Jesus made this woman who had been bleeding for 12 years all better.

Chris: Yeah, like in that one episode of Spongebob where he gets cursed by the Flying Dutchman!

Brian: It's more like the plot of that classic episode of Seinfeld where Jerry cures his girlfriend's hiccups.

Stewie: No, no, no, it's more like the plot of that classic episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air where Will meets the old lady who has been haunted by a ghost.

Peter: Yeah, whatever it is, Jesus makes this woman better and she's all healed up. The end.