Alex: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Mark 5!

Alex: (sighs) I suppose that will have to do. Go ahead then.

Contestant: Mark 5 tells the story of Jesus healing a man possessed by an unclean spirit and restoring him to his family. He also casts out a legion of evil spirits from a man and sends them into a herd of pigs. The pigs then run into the sea and drown. Jesus also raises a dead girl back to life and heals a woman who had been suffering from an issue of blood for 12 years.

Alex: (grumbles) Well, that's one way to spend your time. Anything else?