Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about the Bible, specifically Mark 16.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, let's hear it.

Contestant: In Mark 16, Jesus rises from the dead and appears to Mary Magdalene and other women. After this, he sends them out to tell the disciples of his resurrection. Jesus then appears to two of his disciples on the road to Emmaus. Later, he appears to the disciples and commissions them to spread the Gospel to all nations.

Alex Trebek (trying to be polite but exasperated): That's great, but tell us a bit more about yourself. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar, so I spend a lot of my time studying the Bible and its teachings.

Alex Trebek (clearly frustrated): Okay, so you're a Bible scholar. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, I'm also a teacher and I love to share the stories of the Bible with my students. In Mark 16, Jesus sends out his disciples to spread the Good News of his resurrection and to proclaim the Kingdom of God.

Alex Trebek (clearly done with this conversation): Alright, thank you for that. Let's move on to the next question.