Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a theologian, and I specialize in summarizing the Bible.

Alex: That's great. So, what can you tell me about Mark 14?

Contestant: Well, Mark 14 tells the story of Jesus visiting the home of a man named Simon, and a woman who anoints Jesus with expensive oil. Jesus then goes to the Garden of Gethsemane to pray, and is betrayed by Judas Iscariot. He is then arrested and brought before the Sanhedrin, where he is mocked and beaten.

Alex: [sighs] Okay, so what else?

Contestant: Peter denies Jesus, and Jesus is then sent to Pontius Pilate, who sentences him to be crucified. After his death, Jesus is buried in a tomb.

Alex: [sighs deeply] Um, okay. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, there is one more thing. In the last verses of the chapter, Jesus appears to his disciples and tells them to go out and spread the gospel.

Alex: [groans] Alright, I think that's enough about the Bible for now. Let's talk about something else.