Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit. What do you do for work? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar. I specialize in Deuteronomy 1. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Well, that's nice. Anything else? →

Alex: Alright, let's move on to the next contestant - you there, in the back row. Contestant: Hi, Alex! My name is _______ and I'm here to talk about Deuteronomy 2. Alex (sighing): Oh, here we go again. →

Alex Trebek: So, I hear you're an avid reader. What have you been reading recently? Contestant: I've been reading the Bible and I'm currently in Deuteronomy 3. Alex Trebek: Oh, really? [Sighs] Let me guess, you're going to tell me all about it? →

Alex Trebek: Welcome, contestant! Tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Deuteronomy 4. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) What is that? Contestant: This chapter is all about the Ten Commandments. →

Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you from originally?" Contestant: "Well, I'm originally from the Bible. Specifically, Deuteronomy 5." Alex (sighing): "Oh, here we go again. Okay, what is Deuteronomy 5 about?" →

Alex: "So, tell me a little about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I recently read Deuteronomy 6. It's all about the importance of obedience to God's laws and commandments. →

Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to summarize Deuteronomy 7 if that's okay. Alex (with a sigh): Sure, go ahead. Contestant: In Deuteronomy 7, God tells the Israelites that when they enter the Promised Land, they must completely destroy any foreign nations living there and not intermarry with them or worship their gods. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader. I recently read the book of Deuteronomy, and I'd love to share some of what I learned with you, Alex. Alex Trebek: Uh. →

Alex: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible. In particular, I'm quite fond of Deuteronomy 9. Alex: (groaning) Alright, if you insist. What's Deuteronomy 9 about? →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek (with a hint of exasperation): Oh, okay. So, tell me about Deuteronomy 10. Contestant: Sure! Deuteronomy 10 is all about God's commandments. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so, how did you two meet? Contestant: Well, Alex, it's a funny story. I was reading the Bible and I was in the book of Deuteronomy, so I thought I'd share a summary of chapter 11. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I'm actually quite familiar with the Bible. Alex Trebek: Uh-huh. Interesting. So, do you have any hobbies? Contestant: Well, I like to study the Bible. →

Alex: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: I actually spend a lot of time studying the Bible. Alex: [Unenthusiastically] Oh, ok. So, Deuteronomy 13... [sighs] What's that about? Contestant: Well, Deuteronomy 13 is all about false prophets and how to spot them. →

Alex Trebek: “So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you like to do in your free time?” Contestant: “Well, Alex, I like to read the Bible. In particular, I like to summarize it chapter by chapter, starting with Deuteronomy 14. →

Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "I'm an avid reader of the Bible and I wanted to tell you about Deuteronomy 15!" Alex (sighing): "Oh, not the Bible again. You know, I hear about the Bible every day, so why don't you tell me something else?" →

Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Sure! Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'm currently studying Deuteronomy 16." Alex (sighing): "Oh, of course. So, what's the chapter about?" →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you like to do in your spare time?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible. In particular, I'm fond of Deuteronomy 17." Alex Trebek (trying to contain his frustration): "Ah, yes. →

Alex: "Well, I'm sure it's been a great experience for you so far. Tell me, what have you been doing with your life lately?" Contestant: "Well, I've been reading the Bible and I just finished Deuteronomy 18. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, sure, but first I wanted to talk about Deuteronomy 19 of the Bible. It's all about cities of refuge, which were set up to provide asylum for victims of accidental homicide. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'll tell you about Deuteronomy 20. Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, go ahead. Contestant: So, this chapter of Deuteronomy describes how the Israelites should go to war and how to treat their enemies. →

Alex: Okay, tell me, what's your favorite hobby? Contestant: Well, my favorite hobby is summarizing Bible chapters. Alex: *sighs* Okay, go ahead then. What's your summary for Deuteronomy 21? Contestant: Deuteronomy 21 talks about the law for an unsolved murder. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to summarize the Bible. For example, in Deuteronomy 22, God commands us not to plow with an ox and donkey together, not to wear clothes made of different kinds of fabric, not to have any part of a bird or animal used for food still on it when we bring it to the Lord, how to treat our neighbor's property, and not to bear false witness against our neighbor. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I have been studying the Bible recently, and I wanted to tell you about Deuteronomy 23. Alex Trebek: [Visibly frustrated] Umm... okay. What does it say? →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I think I could summarize Deuteronomy 24 for you! Alex Trebek (sighing): Uhhh...okay. Contestant: Deuteronomy 24 talks about the laws concerning marriage and divorce. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on to the next contestant. Tell us a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I actually have a great deal to say about the Bible! Specifically, Deuteronomy 25. →

Alex: So, what did you do over the weekend? Contestant: Well, I did a deep dive into Deuteronomy 26. The chapter starts with the Lord instructing the people of Israel to present the first fruits of their harvest to the priests and make an offering to him. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit. Where are you from? Contestant: I'm from California, but I'd like to tell you about Deuteronomy 27. Alex Trebek: (sighs exasperatedly) What is that? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd give you a brief summary of Deuteronomy 28. Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Okay... →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was reading Deuteronomy 29 and it's about a covenant between God and the people. God promises to be faithful to them and bless them if they keep his commandments, but warns them of consequeces if they don't. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Deuteronomy 30. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go for it. Contestant: In Deuteronomy 30, Moses talks about the covenant that God made with Israel and how if they obey His commandments and keep His laws, they will be blessed. →

Alex: "So, what have you been up to lately?" Contestant: "Well, I've been studying the Bible. Specifically, I've been going through the book of Deuteronomy, and I just read Chapter 31. It talks about Moses giving Joshua the charge to lead the Israelites into the promised land and to be strong and courageous. →

Alex Trebek: "So tell me a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd start with Deuteronomy 32. It's all about God's covenant with Israel, and how it's been kept and upheld over the years. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar. Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So what can you tell me about Deuteronomy 33? Contestant: OK, so in Deuteronomy 33, Moses blesses each of the twelve tribes of Israel and gives them a portion of the Promised Land. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible and I'd like to summarize Deuteronomy 34 for you. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Uhh, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: Sure! Deuteronomy 34 tells the story of Moses' death and burial. →