Alex Trebek: So, I hear you're an avid reader. What have you been reading recently?

Contestant: I've been reading the Bible and I'm currently in Deuteronomy 3.

Alex Trebek: Oh, really? [Sighs] Let me guess, you're going to tell me all about it?

Contestant: Yes, I wanted to tell you about what happened in this chapter. So, after Moses' death, Joshua is appointed by God to lead the Israelites. He is instructed to take possession of the land east of the Jordan River and to defeat the King of Bashan. In order to do this, Joshua is promised strength and courage by God.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Fascinating. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, the Israelites are warned not to fear the giants and they are promised that they will have success if they are obedient to the Lord. Finally, the Israelites are encouraged to take courage and to be strong and to be obedient.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you insist. [Rolls eyes]