Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 3 starts off with a bang, y'know? Moses takes the Israelites to the edge of the Jordan River, and divides the land among the tribes. Oh, and he appoints three more leaders to help out.

Lois: Oh, that reminds me of that one episode of Friends when Ross...

Peter: Whoa, whoa. Hold up there, Lois. We ain't got time for Friends. There's more important stuff goin' on.

Stewie: Oh, oh, I know. Moses then goes on to take over Og and Sihon's lands, which makes them pretty angry. But, it's cool 'cause Moses got the Israelites to victory with some help from God.

Brian: Yeah, and then Moses gives a big speech about God's law and how the Israelites should obey it. Like, no eating pork, no worshipping false gods and all that jazz.

Peter: Right. Then, Moses dies, and Joshua takes over. The end!

Lois: Wait, that's it?

Peter: Yeah. Hey, at least we got through Deuteronomy 3. That's one less episode of The Simpsons I have to watch.