Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 32. Let me see. It starts off with God telling Moses to sing a song to the Israelites, ah yeah, ah yeah. Then he reminds them that he's the one and only God, and that his love is everlasting, like the Backstreet Boys.

Lois: Peter, please, this is serious.

Peter: Okay, okay. Then God tells the Israelites that they didn't keep their promises to him and that they've been going astray like lost cats, so he's going to punish them, like when your parents take away your phone.

Cleveland: Hey, that's not fair.

Peter: Yeah, but God's God, so he can do what he wants. Then he calls on the stars and the heavens to witness his judgment, like the judge on Judge Judy.

Stewie: But what about the Israelites?

Peter: Oh, yeah. He tells them to repent, otherwise they'll be destroyed and scattered like crumbs on the floor. Then he starts on the nations and calls them out for their wickedness, like when your teacher calls you out for talking in class.

Brian: Wow, that's harsh.

Peter: Yeah, but it's all part of the plan. Then God promises to make the Israelites victorious over their enemies and to give them an inheritance that will last forever, like the Mona Lisa. And then the chapter ends with Moses reciting the song that God told him to sing.