Peter: Alright, so this is Deuteronomy 21. It's all about rules for dealing with unsolved murder cases.

Lois: Wow, that's pretty dark.

Stewie: Yeah, but it's not as dark as the ending to Game of Thrones.

Brian: Let's just stay focused on the Bible, okay? So, the chapter starts off by saying that if someone is found murdered in the land the Lord your God is giving you, the elders and the judges must go out to the place where the body was found.

Peter: Gotta love a good whodunit.

Lois: Peter!

Brian: They have to measure how far it is to the nearby towns and then the elders must take a young heifer that has never been worked and lead her down to a valley that has never been plowed.

Stewie: I bet you the heifer was like, "What the heck is going on here?!"

Brian: Then they have to break the heifer's neck.

Peter: What?!

Brian: Yeah, it's a strange ritual but that's what it says. After that, the priests must wash their hands over the dead heifer and declare their innocence.

Lois: That's pretty macabre.

Stewie: Yeah, but at least it's not as macabre as that Saw movie.