Peter: Alright, let's see what's happening in Deuteronomy 27.

Lois: So, what does it say?

Peter: Well, it says that the people of Israel are to go to Mount Ebal and build an altar there. Then the Levites are to write all the curses of the law on stones.

Stewie: Oh, curses! What kind of curses?

Peter: Well, stuff like having your crops destroyed and having your animals die.

Brian: Sounds like a blast.

Peter: Hey, don't forget, the people of Israel had to make a big sacrifice and then stand on either side of the altar, divided into two groups.

Lois: Uh huh. And then what?

Peter: Then the Levites shouted out the curses and all the people said "Amen."

Brian: Sounds like something straight out of a horror movie.

Peter: Yeah, it was pretty intense. But then the people celebrated with a big feast and even sang some songs.

Lois: Wow, quite the party.

Stewie: Yeah, it's like the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" of the Bible.

Brian: And they all lived happily ever after.

Peter: Not quite, but it was a good day.