Brian: Alright, so Deuteronomy 22 starts with this really weird law about women. Apparently, if you see a woman wearing clothes that belong to a man, you have to stone her to death.

Peter: What?! That's horrible!

Lois: That's terrible.

Stewie: Yeah, I mean, this is starting to sound like an episode of Game of Thrones.

Brian: I know, right? And then there's a bunch of other rules about how to build houses, what to do with lost animals, and what to do if you find a bird's nest with eggs in it.

Peter: Wait, you can't eat the eggs? What's the point of even having them then?

Lois: Peter, it's a rule. You just have to follow it.

Stewie: Hey, speaking of rules, did you know that if you wear clothes of the opposite sex, you get your eyes poked out?

Brian: I don't think that's in the Bible, Stewie.

Stewie: Oh, right. That's the Hunger Games.