"Well, folks, this week we've been reading Deuteronomy 22. And it's full of advice that, frankly, is a little outdated. For example, it tells men not to wear women's clothing and vice versa. So, if you've ever been to a Lady Gaga concert, you know that rule is pretty much out the window. It also tells us not to plow with an ox and donkey together. I guess it's a good tip, but it's not exactly something we have to worry about these days. Finally, it tells us not to plant two different kinds of seed in the same field. That one might be useful, but it's pretty much a moot point for most of us. So, bottom line, Deuteronomy 22 has some valid points, but you don't need to worry about it if you're living in the 21st century. That's all for tonight. Goodnight, everyone!"