"Well, folks, it's another chapter of the Bible, and this time it's Deuteronomy 28. And it's all about the Israelites, and how if they obey God, everything will be great for them. But if they don't, get ready for a world of hurt. So, you know, if you're an Israelite, maybe consider following God's rules? Anyways, just thought I'd mention it. That's Deuteronomy 28!"