• King James Version

    1. And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe {and} to do all his commandments which I command thee this day, that the LORD thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth:

  • Norm

    "Well, folks, it's another chapter of the Bible, and this time it's Deuteronomy 28. And it's all about the Israelites, and how if they obey God, everything will be great for them. But if they don't, get ready for a world of hurt.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we’ve got a Bible expert on the show today, here to talk about Deuteronomy 28. What’s this chapter all about? Expert: Well, Deuteronomy 28 is all about the blessings and curses that will befall the Israelites, depending on their faithfulness to God’s commandments.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd give you a brief summary of Deuteronomy 28. Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Okay...

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, soldiers! Deuteronomy 28 is all about blessings and curses. God promises that if you obey Him, then He will bless you with good everything - health, wealth, food, water, and success. But, if you disobey Him, then He will curse you with sickness, poverty, hunger, thirst, and failure.

  • Batman

    Batman: We have arrived at Deuteronomy 28, Robin. It is a chapter of blessings and curses with the Lord's promise that if the Israelites obey his commands, they will be blessed in the land he is giving them.

  • Joe Biden

    "C'mon, man!, Folks, here's the deal. Deuteronomy 28 is all about blessings and curses, no malarkey! If you follow the Lord and keep his commandments, you'll be blessed in the city and the country, literally.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 28 is a HUGE chapter of the Bible! Believe me, it's something special! God lays out a tremendous amount of blessings if the people of Israel follow His commands and laws. There are so many things that He promises.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Deuteronomy 28, if the Israelites obey God's commands, they'll be blessed with prosperity, but if they disobey, they'll be cursed with all kinds of disasters. Lois: Sounds like a pretty typical episode of Game of Thrones!