• King James Version

    1. Ye {are} the children of the LORD your God: ye shall not cut yourselves, nor make any baldness between your eyes for the dead. / 2. For thou {art} an holy people unto the LORD thy God, and the LORD hath chosen thee to be a peculiar people unto himself, above all the nations that {are} upon the earth.

  • Norm

    Alright, in Deuteronomy 14, God tells the Israelites not to cut themselves off from their people by changing their appearance and not to eat any animals that are considered unclean. He also says they should tithe to help the poor.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Ok, so tell us about Deuteronomy 14. Bible Expert: Well, Deuteronomy 14 starts off with God instructing the Israelites not to cut their bodies in mourning for their dead or shave their heads like other nations, because they are set apart as holy to God.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: “So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you like to do in your free time?” Contestant: “Well, Alex, I like to read the Bible. In particular, I like to summarize it chapter by chapter, starting with Deuteronomy 14.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Hear me recruits! Listen up! This is Deuteronomy 14. It's all about how you can make sure you are honoring God. Ye shall not eat any abominable thing. What's that you say? Abominable means disgusting. So don't be munching on any nasty stuff.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin! In Deuteronomy 14, we learn that God has set apart a special people, the Israelites, as his own. Robin: But, Batman, why? Batman: Well, the Israelites are to be holy, because they are the chosen people.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, Deuteronomy 14 is all about how to conduct yourself as a God-fearing Israelite. No malarkey! C'mon man, this is serious stuff. You know, my father used to say that the Lord provided the Israelites with food, and He wants them to be sure to give Him the credit.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 14 is all about BIGLY blessings! You should praise the Lord and be thankful for all the tremendous blessings He has given us. There are many such cases of His generosity, and God bless America for that!

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, Deuteronomy 14. Let's see what we got here. So, uh, it says that Israelites can only eat certain kinds of animals. No pork, no seafood, I guess they were serious about keeping kosher. Lois: Oh, like that one time I went to a kosher deli, and I thought it would be like a regular deli, but it was nothing like it?