• King James Version

    1. If there be a controversy between men, and they come unto judgment, that {the judges} may judge them; then they shall justify the righteous, and condemn the wicked. / 2. And it shall be, if the wicked man {be} worthy to be beaten, that the judge shall cause him to lie down, and to be beaten before his face, according to his fault, by a certain number.

  • Norm

    Deuteronomy 25: A real barn-burner of a chapter, folks. It's all about the rules of retribution. If one of your family members dies, but they don't have a male heir to carry on their name, the brother of the deceased is supposed to marry the widow and have a kid.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so this is Deuteronomy 25. What’s it all about? Bible Expert: Well Joe, it’s a collection of laws and instructions that Moses gave to the Israelites before they entered the Promised Land.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's move on to the next contestant. Tell us a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I actually have a great deal to say about the Bible! Specifically, Deuteronomy 25.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, newbies! In Deuteronomy 25, God is layin' down the law. He says that if there's a dispute and one guy wins, the loser shouldn't be allowed to take revenge. He also says that if a man dies without children, his brother should marry the widow and have a child with her, so that the dead man's name won't be lost forever.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it looks like we must turn our attention to Deuteronomy 25! Robin: Gosh, Batman, what do we find in this chapter? Batman: The Lord commands that if there is a dispute between two people, the matter should be settled by the elders of the community.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, folks, I'm not gonna lie to you, Deuteronomy 25 has some pretty serious stuff. My father used to tell me, if you don't read the Bible, you don't understand life, and I'm not kidding. Deuteronomy 25 starts off by telling us to be fair in court, and you know, if you give false witness, you're in trouble.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 25 is full of terrific advice from God that, if followed, can make America great again! For example, if two people are fighting, we must intervene and separate them. We should not bear any grudge or take revenge – God bless America! If a man dies without having any children, the brother of the dead man must marry his widow.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 25 starts off with a real head-scratcher. No one puts Baby in the corner, but apparently you can put a woman in the corner if she's married to someone who has a brother who dies.