• King James Version

    1. When the LORD thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou;

  • Norm

    So, after all his wandering, Moses finally made it to Deuteronomy 7. He starts off by reminding the Israelites not to intermarry with the Canaanites. He says it will lead to all sorts of trouble, like the Israelites adopting their customs and worshipping their gods.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Deuteronomy 7, what's that all about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is all about the instructions God gave to the Israelites as they prepared to enter the Promised Land. He commands them to completely destroy the nations living in the land, and not to make any covenants with them or show them any mercy.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to summarize Deuteronomy 7 if that's okay. Alex (with a sigh): Sure, go ahead. Contestant: In Deuteronomy 7, God tells the Israelites that when they enter the Promised Land, they must completely destroy any foreign nations living there and not intermarry with them or worship their gods.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! Deuteronomy 7 is basically God saying 'I got this. I'm gonna protect you from all sorts of threats, so don't be afraid. Ya hear? Here's whatcha need to know: When you enter the land I'm givin' you, don't hang around with the other tribes and their idols.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Robin! We need to discuss Deuteronomy 7! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: Well, the Israelites have been promised the land of the Canaanites, and they must destroy the people of the land because they are wicked and idolatrous.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Deuteronomy 7 is all about the Lord's chosen people. He said they are to be holy and keep His commandments. He commanded them to destroy all the idols and pagan nations, and He promised to bless them and protect them if they do.

  • Donald Trump

    In Deuteronomy 7, God is telling the people of Israel about their great fortune! He says that they are the most special people of all and that no other nation can compare to them - they are tremendous! He then tells them that they are to obey God's commands and not to worship any false idols.

  • Family Guy

    Peter Griffin: Alright, so this Deuteronomy 7 chapter of the Bible starts off with God telling the Israelites that they should not intermarry with the people of the land they're about to conquer. But not like, because it's wrong to date outside your race.