• King James Version

    1. And Moses called all Israel, and said unto them, Hear, O Israel, the statutes and judgments which I speak in your ears this day, that ye may learn them, and keep, and do them. {keep...: Heb. keep to do them}

  • Norm

    Ah, Deuteronomy 5. This chapter is all about Moses outlining the Ten Commandments for the people of Israel. He reminds them to keep the Sabbath holy, not to worship any other gods, and not to use the Lord's name in vain.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience! We have a special guest today, a Bible Expert, to discuss the book of Deuteronomy. So let's dive right in, what does Deuteronomy 5 tell us? Bible Expert: Sure, Deuteronomy 5 is all about the Ten Commandments.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you from originally?" Contestant: "Well, I'm originally from the Bible. Specifically, Deuteronomy 5." Alex (sighing): "Oh, here we go again. Okay, what is Deuteronomy 5 about?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THIS IS DEUTERONOMY 5! YA BETTER LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD! HERE'S THE QUICK RUNDOWN: GOD IS GIVING YOU THE 10 COMMANDMENTS. HE'S TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO, WHAT NOT TO DO, AND WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP TO HAVE WITH HIM.

  • Batman

    Batman: Old man Moses is still at it, Robin. This chapter is all about the Ten Commandments. Robin: Golly, Batman that sounds like a lot. I sure hope the good people of Gotham City can remember them all!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Here's the deal - Deuteronomy 5 is all about the Ten Commandments. No malarkey! My father used to say these commandments were the law of the land. So, c'mon, man, let's take a look. The first one is about not having any other gods before the Lord.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 5 is all about the Ten Commandments! Bigly! It's amazing how many people have heard of this chapter, even the haters and losers. Very, very amazing. The Lord spoke the Ten Commandments to the people of Israel, and it was tremendous.

  • Family Guy

    1-21 Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy chapter 5, this is the one where Moses is talking to the Israelites, right? Lois: Yeah, that's right! He's basically reminding them of the Ten Commandments. Stewie: Oh, here we go.