• King James Version

    1. Observe the month of Abib, and keep the passover unto the LORD thy God: for in the month of Abib the LORD thy God brought thee forth out of Egypt by night. / 2. Thou shalt therefore sacrifice the passover unto the LORD thy God, of the flock and the herd, in the place which the LORD shall choose to place his name there.

  • Norm

    Hey, everyone, Norm MacDonald here with the summary of Deuteronomy 16. So, yeah, this chapter is all about celebrating the Passover and the Festival of Weeks. Basically, God is like, "Hey, make sure you totally celebrate these holidays and don't forget about the sacrifices.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Deuteronomy 16, what's the deal there? Bible Expert: Well, Deuteronomy 16 is all about the feasts and festivals God commanded the Israelites to keep. Joe: What kind of festivals? Bible Expert: The main festival was the Feast of Unleavened Bread, which was a seven-day festival lasting from the fourteenth day to the twenty-first day of the month of Abib.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Sure! Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'm currently studying Deuteronomy 16." Alex (sighing): "Oh, of course. So, what's the chapter about?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This here is Deuteronomy 16! In this chapter, the Lord is giving his people instructions about the three festivals they must attend: the Passover, the Festival of Weeks, and the Festival of Shelters.

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin enter a cathedral - it's a beautiful scene but there's a sense of solemnity) Robin: Look, Batman, it's like the Bible is coming to life! Batman: Indeed, Robin. This is Deuteronomy, Chapter 16.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Deuteronomy 16 is all about the Feast of Passover. Now, c'mon, man, my father used to say, you gotta celebrate this feast every year, in the right way. Literally, no malarkey. Now, uh, listen Jack, there's certain rules you gotta follow.

  • Donald Trump

    In Deuteronomy 16, we start off bigly talking about the Feast of Unleavened Bread. This incredible event is a reminder of the Exodus from Egypt and the great liberation of the people. Terrific stuff! But, as always, there are haters and losers out there trying to undermine this meaning.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter Griffin] Deuteronomy 16: In this chapter, God tells the Israelites to make sure they celebrate three big feasts every year. The first is the Festival of Unleavened Bread, which is to be celebrated seven days after the Passover.