1. Then we turned, and took our journey into the wilderness by the way of the Red sea, as the LORD spake unto me: and we compassed mount Seir many days. / 2. And the LORD spake unto me, saying, / 3. Ye have compassed this mountain long enough: turn you northward. →

"Well folks, Deuteronomy 2, a chapter of the Bible, has been making the rounds and boy, it is a real doozy. I mean, it does what the Bible does best: it's got some smiting, some smote-ing, and even some smit-est-ing. →

Joe: Alright, so tell me about Deuteronomy 2. Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Deuteronomy 2 is all about God's instructions to the Israelites as they're preparing to cross the Jordan River and enter the Promised Land. →

Alex: Alright, let's move on to the next contestant - you there, in the back row. Contestant: Hi, Alex! My name is _______ and I'm here to talk about Deuteronomy 2. Alex (sighing): Oh, here we go again. →

Listen up, you maggots! This is Deuteronomy 2. In this chapter, the Lord tells Moses to march the Israelites out of the desert of Zin and travel to the Red Sea. He tells them to avoid the territory of Edom, which is to the south, as they march. →

Batman: Robin, our journey through the Bible continues! Now we must traverse the second chapter of Deuteronomy. Robin: Holy Scripture, Batman! Batman: That's right, Robin. In this chapter, Moses recounts how the Israelites journeyed from Mount Hor to the Red Sea and the brook Zered. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My father used to say, "No malarkey, God told us to go around the land of Edom. He said not to mess with them, so we didn't! We literally just went around them. Or uh, you know, we didn't even say 'hi' to them. →

In Deuteronomy 2, we see how BIGLY God has blessed us - and how He's made America great again! You see, God told Moses to lead His people to the land He promised them. Moses was terrific at this job - he spoke to some of the local kings, like Sihon and Og, and he was winning in his negotiations with them. →

Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 2. Basically God told the Israelites to leave Mount Seir and head east for 11 days. On the eleventh day, they arrived in Oboth and then camped at Iye Abarim in the wilderness on the edge of Moab. →