1. And Moses went up from the plains of Moab unto the mountain of Nebo, to the top of Pisgah, that {is} over against Jericho. And the LORD shewed him all the land of Gilead, unto Dan, {Pisgah: or, the hill} →

Well, Deuteronomy 34 is a real snoozefest, folks. It's all about Moses, who is at the end of his life and is about to die. He gets to the top of Mount Nebo and looks out at the land of Canaan that he'll never get to see, and then he dies. →

Joe: Alright, so we've got our Bible Expert here. What's this chapter about? Bible Expert: Well, this is the final chapter of the book of Deuteronomy. This chapter is about the passing of Moses and the appointment of Joshua to succeed him. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader of the Bible and I'd like to summarize Deuteronomy 34 for you. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Uhh, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: Sure! Deuteronomy 34 tells the story of Moses' death and burial. →

"Git yer ears on! Listen up! Chapter 34 of Deuteronomy is the last chapter of the book. It tells us that Moses, the leader of the Israelites, died and was buried on the mountain. It says that no one has ever seen God's glory like Moses did. →

Batman: So Robin, what did we learn from the Book of Deuteronomy? Robin: Well Batman, it tells us that Moses died and was buried in Moab. Batman: That's right Robin. But what else? Robin: It also tells us that no one knows where he was buried, but God himself buried him. →

Folks, here's the deal. The Lord buried Moses on the mountain of Moab, across from Beth-Peor, but no one knows the exact spot to this day. See here, Jack: no malarkey, my father used to say that Moses was 120 years old when he died, and his eyes were still bright and clear. →

Deuteronomy 34 is BIGLY! In this chapter, the great Moses passes away after many, many years of service. He is buried by God in an amazing place and no one knows where it is, except God. This is a sad moment but Moses' legacy will continue to affect the people of Israel and make them great again. →

Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 34. Moses died at the top of Mount Nebo and God buried him. Lois: Well, that's a bummer. Kinda like when I found out that the final season of Game of Thrones was gonna be so disappointing. →