• King James Version

    1. When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give {it} in her hand, and send her out of his house.

  • Norm

    So Deuteronomy 24 starts off with a bunch of guidelines about divorce and remarriage. Apparently, if a man takes a wife and divorces her, he can't take her back after she's been with another man. But if the second husband dies, she can go back to the first one.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what’s up with this chapter? Bible Expert: In Deuteronomy 24, God is giving the Israelites guidance on a few different issues, such as marriage and divorce, lending, and guilt by association.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I think I could summarize Deuteronomy 24 for you! Alex Trebek (sighing): Uhhh...okay. Contestant: Deuteronomy 24 talks about the laws concerning marriage and divorce.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! Deuteronomy 24 is all about the laws of Moses. If a man divorces his wife, he must give her a written statement that ends their marriage. If she remarries, her first husband cannot take her back.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the people of Israel have reached the end of their journey through the wilderness, and are about to enter the Promised Land. Robin: Holy Moses, Batman! What does God have in store for them now?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen, Jack. Here's the deal. Deuteronomy 24 is all about marriage, c'mon, man. My father used to say, "a man should not divorce his wife after he has married her," and that's exactly what Deuteronomy 24 teaches us.

  • Donald Trump

    In Deuteronomy 24, God is talkin' about a bunch of laws and stuff. It's very, very important that when somebody gets married, they can't take back their vows after it's done. This is a huge deal and it's very, very serious.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 24. Here we go. So, uh, the Lord says, 'A man who has recently been married shall not go out into battle, or be held responsible for any public business; he must be free at home for one year, to bring happiness to the wife he has married.