• King James Version

    1. All the commandments which I command thee this day shall ye observe to do, that ye may live, and multiply, and go in and possess the land which the LORD sware unto your fathers. / 2. And thou shalt remember all the way which the LORD thy God led thee these forty years in the wilderness, to humble thee, {and} to prove thee, to know what {was} in thine heart, whether thou wouldest keep his commandments, or no.

  • Norm

    Alright, folks, Deuteronomy 8: This is the chapter where Moses is like, 'Hey, Israelites, I know you've been wandering for 40 years and it's been tough, but God is totally real, and He's the one who gave you all the food and water and stuff during your journey.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's get to it! What's Deuteronomy 8 about? Bible Expert: Well, Deuteronomy 8 is about the importance of following God's commands and having faith in Him. It also contains warnings about forgetting God and the consequences of disobedience.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader. I recently read the book of Deuteronomy, and I'd love to share some of what I learned with you, Alex. Alex Trebek: Uh.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Alright, listen up, you maggots! This is Deuteronomy 8 and it's all about the Israelites. Here's the deal: God brought the Israelites out of Egypt and into the promised land, and He gave them a ton of rules to follow, like the Ten Commandments.

  • Batman

    Batman: Well, Robin, it's time to review Deuteronomy 8. Robin: What are we looking at here, Batman? Batman: This chapter talks about how God provided for the Israelites as they journeyed in the wilderness, and how they should remember what God has done for them and be faithful to Him.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up. See here, Jack, Deuteronomy 8 is a real important chapter. Don’t you forget it, no malarkey! My father used to say, “you gotta remember what’s important in life,” and Deuteronomy 8 is part of that.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 8 is all about the amazing success of the people of Israel, who have achieved so much under the guidance of God and are now ready to enter the Promised Land. It's a terrific story: After 40 years of journeying, Moses reminds the people of how God has provided for them, bigly, in the wilderness.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 8. Lois: Uh huh. Peter: It starts off with God telling the Israelites that, if they follow his commandments, they'll be rewarded with a land filled with milk and honey. Meg: Cool.