• King James Version

    1. Thou shalt not see thy brother's ox or his sheep go astray, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt in any case bring them again unto thy brother. / 2. And if thy brother {be} not nigh unto thee, or if thou know him not, then thou shalt bring it unto thine own house, and it shall be with thee until thy brother seek after it, and thou shalt restore it to him again.

  • Norm

    "Well, folks, this week we've been reading Deuteronomy 22. And it's full of advice that, frankly, is a little outdated. For example, it tells men not to wear women's clothing and vice versa. So, if you've ever been to a Lady Gaga concert, you know that rule is pretty much out the window.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Deuteronomy 22! What's this chapter all about? Bible Expert: This chapter is all about the laws that the Israelites were to follow. It starts off by talking about how they should not crossbreed different animals, wear clothing made of two different fabrics, and how they should build parapets on their roofs so that no one falls off.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to summarize the Bible. For example, in Deuteronomy 22, God commands us not to plow with an ox and donkey together, not to wear clothes made of different kinds of fabric, not to have any part of a bird or animal used for food still on it when we bring it to the Lord, how to treat our neighbor's property, and not to bear false witness against our neighbor.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! This here is Deuteronomy 22, the rules and regulations for y'all to live by. First off, don't mix up your livestock - don't yoke an ox and a donkey together. Keep your clothing gender-specific, no cross-dressing! If you find something lost, you better return it.

  • Batman

    Batman: You'd better pay attention, Robin. Deuteronomy 22 is all about how to be holy and how to respect the Lord. Robin: What kind of things does it tell us to do, Batman? Batman: Well, it says that we should take care of our possessions.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, this chapter is all about rules, and I'm not joking here. C'mon, man, you think I'm gonna let you off the hook on this one? Not gonna happen! My father used to say, "If you want to do it right, you gotta do it by the book" and see here, Jack, that's Deuteronomy 22!

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 22 is an amazing chapter! It lays out how the Israelites should live, and how they should respect the Lord. It starts off bigly with the Israelites being told to not let a female bird be taken when trapping the male.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, so Deuteronomy 22 starts with this really weird law about women. Apparently, if you see a woman wearing clothes that belong to a man, you have to stone her to death. Peter: What?! That's horrible!