• King James Version

    1. These {are} the statutes and judgments, which ye shall observe to do in the land, which the LORD God of thy fathers giveth thee to possess it, all the days that ye live upon the earth. / 2. Ye shall utterly destroy all the places, wherein the nations which ye shall possess served their gods, upon the high mountains, and upon the hills, and under every green tree: {possess: or, inherit}

  • Norm

    This week on Deuteronomy, Moses is back again with more rules and regulations for the people of Israel. He's really laying it on thick about how they must destroy all the idols and altars in the land, and keep all their sacrifices and offerings in the place God has chosen.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alrighty folks, I've got Bible Expert here with me in the studio today and we're gonna talk about Deuteronomy 12! Bible Expert: Yes! Deuteronomy 12 is all about worship in the Promised Land. This chapter emphasizes the importance of worshiping the Lord in the Promised Land and nowhere else.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I'm actually quite familiar with the Bible. Alex Trebek: Uh-huh. Interesting. So, do you have any hobbies? Contestant: Well, I like to study the Bible.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, Maggots! You got Deuteronomy 12, so pay close attention! You need to destroy all of the places of worship that other gods have been worshipped, because YAHWEH is the only one! Don't go worshipping elsewhere or you're gonna be in BIG trouble! When you come to the Promised Land, YAHWEH's gonna give you the green light to slaughter all the animals for sacrifice, but remember, you can only do it there, so don't go doing it elsewhere.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we have come to Deuteronomy 12! Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It says that we should destroy all the places of worship to false gods that existed in the land before the Israelites arrived.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal--it's time to get serious about worshiping God. I'm not joking. My father used to say, "Listen, Jack, it's time to show the Lord the respect he deserves. No malarkey here. You can't go around doing whatever you want, not gonna happen.

  • Donald Trump

    1-14:21 Deuteronomy 12:1-14:21, the "bigly" chapter, is filled with many such cases of God's great instructions for His chosen people. He tells them to destroy all the places of worship of other gods, and to make sure to only worship Him.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright folks, time for Deuteronomy 12. Basically, it's telling us that when the Israelites are in their new home, they have to worship in the exact spot that God tells them to. No substitutions allowed.