Folks, here's the deal--it's time to get serious about worshiping God. I'm not joking. My father used to say, "Listen, Jack, it's time to show the Lord the respect he deserves. No malarkey here. You can't go around doing whatever you want, not gonna happen. Literally, He wants you to go to His designated place of worship. See here, Jack, you've got to go where He says, and worship Him there. What was that? No, you can't go somewhere else, excuse me. No matter how much you think it's better, it's not gonna fly with the Lord, I tell you what. And remember, He wants you to be generous with Him, so don't forget to tithe. C'mon, man, you know it's the right thing to do.