Listen Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking, no malarkey. My father used to say, in Deuteronomy 30, "choose life". Literally. C'mon, man! See here, Jack: It's not gonna happen if you don't choose life. Folks, I'm telling you what: you'll be blessed if you do. Excuse me: it's not like it was a long time ago, it's still true today. What was that? Choose life, so that your descendants will live, and so that you can enjoy the Lord's blessing and live a long time in the land that the Lord promised to your ancestors. Or uh, you know, it won't happen. You gotta choose life. It's that simple.