Folks! Here's the deal - Deuteronomy 5 is all about the Ten Commandments. No malarkey! My father used to say these commandments were the law of the land. So, c'mon, man, let's take a look. The first one is about not having any other gods before the Lord. I'm not joking! He literally said "I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery". Then, he said to not make any idols. See here, Jack, he said "you must not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments". Or, uh, you know, the fourth one was about keeping the Sabbath day holy. I tell you what, the Lord said "Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy". What was that? Oh, and the eighth one was about not stealing. Excuse me, he said "You shall not steal". Alright, folks, so that's Deuteronomy 5 - no more, no less. Not gonna happen!