Folks, I'm not gonna lie to ya - Deuteronomy 21 is a tricky one. See, it's all about how to handle a situation if a dead body is found in a field, and here's the deal: if the dead body is found in a field that belongs to someone, the elders of the nearest city have to take a heifer and cut its throat. No malarkey! Then they gotta wash their hands over the dead heifer and say, "Our hands haven't spilled this blood, and our eyes didn't see it." See here, Jack - that's to show that they had nothing to do with the murder and that they're not trying to hide anything.

And c'mon, man, if the murder weapon is found near the body, the elders have to take it and throw it into the nearest river. Literally! My father used to say, "Let the river take it away!" I tell you what - that's pretty wise.

And then, uh, you know, the elders of the city have to declare the innocent person who was killed, and the elders have to make sure that their descendants are treated fairly and not be deprived of their inheritance. What was that? Not gonna happen - the innocent person's name will never be forgotten.

And that's Deuteronomy 21 for ya - I'm not joking - it's a tricky one, but I think we got it!