• Chapter 1

    Folks, here's the deal. No malarkey, I'm not joking. See here, Jack, my father used to say that the Bible is literally the best book around. And in Romans 1, it really shows. C'mon, man, it's about how God sent His Son, Jesus, to save us from our sins.

  • Chapter 2

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Folks, my father used to say, God will judge us all. That's why it's important not to take advantage of one another. Literally, no malarkey! C'mon, man, God will judge us according to our actions, so don't think you're above the law.

  • Chapter 3

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Paul is talking about how the Jews and the Gentiles are all guilty of sin. Now, the Jews had the law, but the Gentiles didn't have it. C'mon, man! So, Paul is saying that it's the same for both of them: no malarkey! No one is good, and everyone has sinned.

  • Chapter 4

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: in Romans 4, we learn that Abraham was justified not by works, but by faith. C'mon, man, it's true! It was a pretty wild situation - literally, he was called righteous in the eyes of God, before he even had children! No malarkey! And then God promised that Abraham would have a son.

  • Chapter 5

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. In Romans 5, Paul talks about how much Jesus has done for us. C'mon, man! He's done so much, literally, like giving us access to the grace of God. What was that? Access to the grace of God! I'm not joking.

  • Chapter 6

    Okay, folks, here's the deal. Romans 6, it's all about this idea of being dead to sin and alive to God. Literally, it's like our old, sinful self is dead and gone, and a new self is alive and ready to do God's will.

  • Chapter 7

    C'mon, man, Romans 7 is where we really get into it, folks! Listen, Jack, here's the deal. This chapter talks about the law and uh, you know, how it relates to sin. It's literally like my father used to say: Sometimes the law is just like a trap.

  • Chapter 8

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Romans 8 is about how believers in God have the Holy Spirit living inside them. It's literally like having a little piece of Heaven inside of you. It's no malarkey! My father used to say, "The Holy Spirit is like a fire that never goes out.

  • Chapter 9

    C'mon, man! Here's the deal with Romans 9: it's all about the fact that God chooses who is saved and who isn't, no malarkey! Literally, it's not up to us, Jack. My father used to say that God is the one in charge of salvation and I'm not joking! See here, Jack: God chose Israel to be his chosen people, and that's that.

  • Chapter 10

    Listen, Jack, c'mon man, here's the deal: the Bible chapter of Romans 10 is all about how we can get to God. Right? My father used to say, "It's not about what you do, it's about believing in the Lord".

  • Chapter 11

    Folks, listen up! Here's the deal, I'm not joking - Romans 11 is a real doozy. See here, Jack, it starts off with a rhetorical question: "Did God reject his people?" I'm telling you, my father used to say that when God has a plan, there's not gonna be any malarkey.

  • Chapter 12

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Romans 12 is all about being transformed by the renewal of your mind. It's about not conforming to the world, but being transformed by the way God wants us to think and live.

  • Chapter 13

    Folks! C'mon, man! Here's the deal with Romans 13. Literally, my father used to say that the authorities are instituted by God, so we have to submit to them. Excuse me, but I tell you what, that doesn't mean we can just do whatever we want, see here, Jack? So, uh, you know, we need to pay taxes and obey the laws and no malarkey.

  • Chapter 14

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking, no malarkey! Romans 14 is all about respecting each other and not judging others. See here, Jack, if you have faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord will accept you however you are.

  • Chapter 15

    1-13. Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My father used to say that we are all created equal, and that's what Romans 15:1-13 is all about. It's about showing respect to others, even if they don't believe the same things as you.

  • Chapter 16

    Listen, Jack, literally here's the deal with Romans 16: Paul's giving a shout-out to a bunch of folks, like Priscilla and Aquila, who have been helping him out with his ministry. He's telling them to be aware of those who would cause divisions and lead people astray.