LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THIS IS DEUTERONOMY 5! YA BETTER LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD! HERE'S THE QUICK RUNDOWN: GOD IS GIVING YOU THE 10 COMMANDMENTS. HE'S TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO, WHAT NOT TO DO, AND WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP TO HAVE WITH HIM. NO IDOLS. NO TAKING GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY. HONOR YOUR PARENTS. NO MURDERING. NO COMMITTING ADULTERY. NO STEALING. NO BEARING FALSE WITNESS. NO COVETING. AND IF YA LISTEN AND OBEY, YA WILL BE BLESSED. NOW GET OUTTA HERE, MAGGOTS!