Listen up, maggots! This here is Deuteronomy 16! In this chapter, the Lord is giving his people instructions about the three festivals they must attend: the Passover, the Festival of Weeks, and the Festival of Shelters. All the males must show up and bring offerings to honor the Lord. There's a rule about not eating anything with yeast during the Passover, and the Lord will bless you if you follow his rules. He also tells you to appoint judges and officials in each of your cities, and to be fair and impartial when you judge. Finally, he tells you not to offer sacrifices to other gods, and to make sure that you don't wander away from him. That's it, maggots! Now, get to studying!