"Listen up, newbies! In Deuteronomy 25, God is layin' down the law. He says that if there's a dispute and one guy wins, the loser shouldn't be allowed to take revenge. He also says that if a man dies without children, his brother should marry the widow and have a child with her, so that the dead man's name won't be lost forever. God also says not to muzzle an ox when it's threshing grain, and that you shouldn't have different weights and measures. God is serious about these laws, so pay attention and remember 'em!"