Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 25 starts off with a real head-scratcher. No one puts Baby in the corner, but apparently you can put a woman in the corner if she's married to someone who has a brother who dies.

Lois: What? That's crazy!

Stewie: Yeah, it's pretty wild. But then it gets even weirder. It says that if a man dies without children, then his brother is supposed to marry the widow and they're supposed to have a child. That child will then take the name of the dead brother.

Brian: Wow, that's a lot to take in.

Peter: Right? But there's more. The chapter also says that a man is not allowed to take his brother's wife. Unless, of course, he's a Lannister.

Lois: Peter! That's completely inappropriate.

Peter: Hey, I'm just quoting the Bible.

Brian: I think what Peter is trying to say is that Deuteronomy 25 is a pretty complicated chapter with a lot of different rules and regulations.

Stewie: Yeah, and if you don't follow the rules, you're gonna get a real spanking from God.

Peter: In other words, don't mess with the Lord!