Lois: Okay, time for Deuteronomy!

Stewie: Ooh, I know this one! It's the one where Moses and the Israelites are about to enter the Promised Land, and God gives them a pep talk about their journey.

Peter: Yeah, like the one in The Lion King when Mufasa talks to Simba about the Circle of Life.

Brian: Oh, come on now.

Lois: Alright, so Moses is addressing the Israelites who are now on the east side of the Jordan River. He's reminding them of all the things God had done for them while they were wandering in the wilderness, and how God had appointed the leaders of the tribes to lead them.

Stewie: And then God says they should go into the Promised Land and take it by force!

Peter: Like the Transformers when they go to battle!

Brian: Ugh.