Lois: Hey Peter, what's the plan for today?

Peter: Oh, I just got done reading Deuteronomy 4. It's about obeying God's laws and not worshipping any false gods.

Lois: That sounds important, Peter.

Peter: Yeah, and it also says to be careful cause God can be like a jealous ex. You know, like when you see your ex with someone new and you're all like, "Wait, you don't understand, you don't know what I did for you! You didn't even get me a Christmas gift!"

Lois: Ah, the age old struggle.

Peter: Yeah, and then it talks about how to be careful with idols and how to protect yourself from them. It's like, don't be like Joey Tribbiani and get sucked into that world of material things.

Lois: We all know how that goes.

Peter: Definitely. It's also like don't be like Spongebob and get all wrapped up in a religious cult.

Lois: That's good advice. Anything else?

Peter: Well, it also talks about how God will punish those who disobey Him and how to be careful with His laws. So, don't be like Homer Simpson and think you can get away with anything.