Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit. What do you do for work?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar. I specialize in Deuteronomy 1.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Well, that's nice. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, Deuteronomy 1 is all about Moses giving the Israelites instructions before they enter the Promised Land. He reminds them of all the hardships they have endured and encourages them to trust in God as they continue their journey.

Alex Trebek: [Visibly frustrated] Yes, yes, I'm sure that's all very interesting. Anything else you'd like to tell us about?

Contestant: Well, Moses also appoints leaders to help them in their journey and outlines laws they will need to follow in order to be successful. He also warns them against idolatry and encourages them to remain loyal to God.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Alright then. Moving on...