Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I think I could summarize Deuteronomy 24 for you!

Alex Trebek (sighing): Uhhh...okay.

Contestant: Deuteronomy 24 talks about the laws concerning marriage and divorce. If a man takes a wife, the woman's father must give the man a marriage settlement. The man must not mistreat the wife or divorce her unfairly. In the event of divorce, the woman is to be allowed to remarry. If a man dies without an heir, his brother must take the widow as his wife. Finally, the chapter talks about how to deal with leprosy.

Alex Trebek (forced smile): That's...very interesting. Anything else you want to tell me about yourself?