Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I have been studying the Bible recently, and I wanted to tell you about Deuteronomy 23.

Alex Trebek: [Visibly frustrated] Umm... okay. What does it say?

Contestant: Deuteronomy 23 talks about the rules for the Israelites about who should be allowed to join the community. It prohibits any Ammonites or Moabites from joining the community, but allows Edomites and Egyptians. It also sets forth rules regarding eunuchs and those with physical impairments. It also talks about the Israelites responsibilities to ensure the safety of their camp, including setting up a perimeter. Finally, it commands the Israelites to keep their pledges and honor their debts.

Alex Trebek: [Rolling his eyes] Alright. Anything else?

Contestant: That's the gist of it!