Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit. Where are you from?

Contestant: I'm from California, but I'd like to tell you about Deuteronomy 27.

Alex Trebek: (sighs exasperatedly) What is that?

Contestant: Deuteronomy 27 is a chapter in the Bible. It tells of how Moses commanded the people of Israel to write down the laws of God and to recite them when they entered the Promised Land.

Alex Trebek: (trying to keep the conversation going) Oh, that's nice! What else?

Contestant: Well, at the end of the chapter, Moses commanded the people to build an altar on Mount Ebal and to make a covenant with God. He then instructed them to divide the people into two groups and to have one group recite the blessings and the other recite the curses.

Alex Trebek: (clearly frustrated) That sounds like a lot of work. Is that it?

Contestant: Yeah, that's pretty much it.