Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?"

Contestant: "Well, I like to summarize the Bible. For example, in Deuteronomy 22, God commands us not to plow with an ox and donkey together, not to wear clothes made of different kinds of fabric, not to have any part of a bird or animal used for food still on it when we bring it to the Lord, how to treat our neighbor's property, and not to bear false witness against our neighbor."

Alex Trebek (sighing): "Um, okay. Anything else you like to do?"

Contestant: "Also, we learn that we must return lost items to their owners, not to allow a bird's mother to be taken with the young, to punish those guilty of adultery, and to not have sexual relations with anyone other than our spouse."

Alex Trebek (visibly frustrated): "I guess I should have seen this coming. Is there anything else?"

Contestant: "Well, the chapter also talks about the rules for marriage, how to treat a man accused of being unfaithful, and the punishment for kidnapping."

Alex Trebek (giving up): "Alright then, let's move on...