Batman: You'd better pay attention, Robin. Deuteronomy 22 is all about how to be holy and how to respect the Lord.

Robin: What kind of things does it tell us to do, Batman?

Batman: Well, it says that we should take care of our possessions. We should not mix different kinds of material when making clothes. We should not plant our vineyards with two kinds of seed, and we should not plow with an ox and an ass together.

Catwoman: Is that all? That doesn't sound very exciting!

Batman: Not so fast, Catwoman. It also says that if a man finds an animal that belongs to someone else, he should return it. And if a bird's nest is found in a tree or on the ground, the mother bird should not be taken with the eggs.

Robin: Wow, even animals and birds get special treatment in this chapter.

Batman: That's right, Robin. We should also respect our neighbor's property. We should not take his ox, his donkey, or anything else that belongs to him.

Riddler: That's a bit of a bummer, isn't it?

Batman: Not at all, Riddler. It's just a reminder to respect other people's stuff. After all, it's the right thing to do.