Batman: Look Robin, it's Deuteronomy 3! Let's see what this chapter has in store!
Robin: Right, Batman!
Joker: Ha ha ha! What could it be?
Batman: Well, Joker, this chapter tells the story of how Moses and the Israelites conquered King Og and the land of Bashan. They also conquered the Reubenites, the Gadites, and the half-tribe of Manasseh.
Robin: Wow, that's quite a feat!
Riddler: Yes, but what else does it say?
Batman: Well, Riddler, it also talks about how Moses gave the conquered land to the tribes of Reuben and Gad, as well as the half-tribe of Manasseh.
Catwoman: Interesting...And what else?
Batman: Well, Catwoman, it also talks about how Moses was not allowed to enter the Promised Land because of his disobedience.
Robin: That's sad.
Joker: Ha ha ha! What a bummer!
Batman: Indeed, Joker. But the chapter also talks about how Moses gave instructions to Joshua and the people of Israel to be strong and courageous as they entered the Promised Land.
Riddler: How inspiring!
Batman: Indeed, Riddler. That's the story of Deuteronomy 3!