• King James Version

    1. Then we turned, and went up the way to Bashan: and Og the king of Bashan came out against us, he and all his people, to battle at Edrei. / 2. And the LORD said unto me, Fear him not: for I will deliver him, and all his people, and his land, into thy hand; and thou shalt do unto him as thou didst unto Sihon king of the Amorites, which dwelt at Heshbon.

  • Norm

    Alright, Deuteronomy 3. So, God tells Moses to go ahead and take the land of Og, King of Bashan, foreshadowing the time when the Israelites would take the whole Promised Land. So Moses does, and takes Og's land and all of his cities.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, we got a Bible expert here. Let's hear about Deuteronomy 3. Expert: Sure, Deuteronomy 3 is about the Israelites taking control of the land east of the Jordan River. The chapter begins with Moses giving instructions to the tribes of Reuben and Gad, who wanted to settle on the eastern side of the Jordan.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, I hear you're an avid reader. What have you been reading recently? Contestant: I've been reading the Bible and I'm currently in Deuteronomy 3. Alex Trebek: Oh, really? [Sighs] Let me guess, you're going to tell me all about it?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! This is Deuteronomy 3. Moses is giving instructions to the Israelites before they cross the Jordan River and take the land of Canaan. He reminds them of their victories over Og, the King of Bashan, and Sihon, the King of the Amorites.

  • Batman

    Batman: Look Robin, it's Deuteronomy 3! Let's see what this chapter has in store! Robin: Right, Batman! Joker: Ha ha ha! What could it be? Batman: Well, Joker, this chapter tells the story of how Moses and the Israelites conquered King Og and the land of Bashan.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: no malarkey. In Deuteronomy 3, Moses is recounting the Israelites' journey through the land of Og, King of Bashan. Og was a giant of a man, and his bed was literally 13 and a half feet long and six feet wide! Can you imagine that? My father used to say, "Nobody's bed should be that big, unless they're the King of Bashan.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 3 is all about winning! Believe me, it's a terrific chapter! God bless America. We have many such cases in this chapter. For example, Moses takes the land of Og, king of Bashan, and it's a huge victory.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 3 starts off with a bang, y'know? Moses takes the Israelites to the edge of the Jordan River, and divides the land among the tribes. Oh, and he appoints three more leaders to help out.