• King James Version

    1. When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, {and} a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God {is} with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

  • Norm

    Deuteronomy 20: The Lord tells the Israelites that they don't have to be afraid of their enemies, cuz He's got their back. He tells them to appoint officers to lead their armies into battle, and if they're worried about being outnumbered, He'll make sure they win.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we have with Deuteronomy 20? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is about going to war. It starts off by saying that when the Israelites go out to fight a battle, the officers should speak to the people and tell them not to be afraid.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'll tell you about Deuteronomy 20. Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, go ahead. Contestant: So, this chapter of Deuteronomy describes how the Israelites should go to war and how to treat their enemies.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, troops! Deuteronomy 20 starts with God telling the Israelites that when they go to war, they should appoint priests to come before them and speak to them about their mission. The priests should remind them that they don't have to be afraid because God is with them.

  • Batman

    Batman: (narrating) A new chapter begins in Deuteronomy, Robin! Robin: What is it about, Batman? Batman: It’s all about preparing for battle, Robin! The Israelites are to go forth fearlessly, trusting in the Lord, and the Lord will give them victory.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal - Deuteronomy 20 is all about war. C'mon, man! My father used to say that when you go to battle, you should not be afraid. No malarkey! You should remember that the Lord your God is with you.

  • Donald Trump

    In Deuteronomy 20, we see the Lord God Almighty, amazing leader of the universe, giving his people instructions for war. If a city is far away, the people must offer it peace first - and if it refuses, the people must lay siege to it.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, you guys, here's Deuteronomy chapter 20. So, here's the deal. God tells the Israelites not to be afraid when they go out to battle, cuz he's gonna be fightin' for 'em. He's like, "I'm gonna send an angel to go before you, and don't mess with anyone who's not an enemy.